This is what baffles me about "Art"

Someone I know threw paint on a dumpster. I seen it a couple of days later and took a picture of it. I entered the photo and it was shown on a slide show in an art gallery. I got credit for the whole piece. It took no effort on my part and yet my name was the only one attached to the project. No one questioned it. When a traffic light turns RED it doesn't mean stop, it means do not enter. For God's sake, THINK about what you "know".

"Paint On A Dumpster"

More odd-ball sized pieces...

"Self-Portrait" 

"2008 Open Entry Mayne & Geraldines Kuhn Fine Arts Gallery"

Kim Cattrall

I grew up watching Police Academy, Mannequin, Big Trouble In Little China, and Porkey's - I sure do lovez me some Kim Cattrall.

"PRESSURE"

"Les Demoiselles d'Avignon"

Maybe Picasso was onto something with hookers wearing African Fang masks. I ripped him off 100 years after he painted the original Les Demoiselles d'Avignon. I also swiped the poses from Adrianne Curry's Playboy shoot. Ain't I stinker.

"Think Outside This Container"

I made this series a few years back

Some Oddball Sized Pieces

My EGO is BIGGER than YOURS!

Self Portraits 

Uggh. They make me sick.

As if someone would want a PAINTING of "the artist" who painted it.

I ripped off a lot of great artist's work to bring these to you.

Lets not forget the original inspiring pieces that ...naw, forget about them.

Look at ME! 

Goo'Lord, it's been too long.

My computer had a nasty cold for months but I assure you, I've missed you my dear sweet Blog.

These are a bit of a throw-backs. I've done a few paintings with this same theme.

Here's another version -this one is done without black.

"OFF KILTER: The Painting"

Theme taken from this MotU Comic cover