Beauzer Surber: 2014

Monday, July 28, 2014

To win a woman's heart, play with her tongue.

I might of already put this on here, I don't remember.
I know I didn't go on and on about it like this though. But shit.
This thing is nasty,

The multilayer texture tickles my fancy.

The food!

The money... the blood lust.

This thing has a delicious layer of crayon wax and chunks of magazines.

But here's the stinker of the piece...makes me giggle.
This shit hidden in it. The girl blowing the dude.

See it? It's the whole painting.
If you darken it and cut out some of the distraction - dick suckin

Good for her. You go girl.

This is probably my oldest signature...

This is probably my oldest signature. Note the cartoon cliche backwards "S"

The signature is tagged to the top of this large Peanuts Olympics thing.

So many white kids...and the lack of a peach marker prevented me from ever finishing this.

The back of it looks amazing though...

ACTION PACKED!!!
I made this before I was even sure how to spell my name.

I have a boner for this drawing. I tried recreate it on a canvas a few months ago.

I look forward to returning to this subject again and doing it a little differently in the future.

Three Colors - Three Paintings

I blind contoured three landscape photos on canvas, did the hokey pokey, turned myself around, and painted these three paintings that looked nothing like the landscapes.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

I frickin love G.I.Joe: A Real American Hero. I've seen every episode to the point of unbelief.
Second season has an episode called "Ninja Holiday" and it's a mess of an episode. What's so odd to me about this episode is that there seems to be another plot running that the viewer knows nothing about. I'll save you from all the details -but the episode seems to have zombies in it and nobody mentions them. These "zombies" follow mindlessly and get shot at point blank range without dieing. I know the cartoon was wacky but it never had zombies in it... or did they?

Fuck if I know. I thought about it... and then drew this shitty picture of Pierre LaFonte and his group of folks from the crazy episode. The "zombies" are in the midground and are being blocked by the guys in the front. That was a pretty shitty set up. I'm leaving this. I'm not rewriting it.

NINJA HOLIDAY

...also, no ninjas are on a holiday in this episode. The two ninjas that do appear are working and use laser guns.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

You can't spell PIECE without PIE ...well, you could but it would be spelled wrong.

So much more than a painting. I need a frigging shadow box just to hang this massive piece. This thing began to grow once I started painting it and it soon became a full-on sculpture/painting with movable parts.

This mess is a hardcore mixed medium. Very therapeutic to make, it helped me through a really rough patch.

I Think I Called This One "PANIC"

This piece got way out of hand. I had WAY too much fun making it.

Some Older Pieces That Tickled My Fancy

"Charles Street"

"Oh, The Horror"

"How To Up Your Fuck In 2007"

"Purple Reign"

Friday, January 31, 2014

This is what baffles me about "Art"

Someone I know threw paint on a dumpster. I seen it a couple of days later and took a picture of it. I entered the photo and it was shown on a slide show in an art gallery. I got credit for the whole piece. It took no effort on my part and yet my name was the only one attached to the project. No one questioned it. When a traffic light turns RED it doesn't mean stop, it means do not enter. For God's sake, THINK about what you "know".