Friday, March 29, 2013

Riff-Raff's love interest: Cleo

The Catillac Cats was a show featured on the DIC animated series Heathcliff. The Catillac Cats were a bunch of rough-assed cats who lived in a junkyard and most of their exploits were featured around their leader Riff-Raff. It seems that all Riff-Raff wanted to do was hook-up with this cute little cat named Cleo. After seeing her at the tender age of only 5, I began to identify with him.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Wolverine vs. The Circle U Gang (followed by "D")

I bought cookies. I normally don't buy cookies. These were cheap. 97 cents for a bunch of them. The shortbread cookies shaped like a flat doughnut with the thin stripes of chocolate on them. Behold on their backside too - chocolate. A bunch of them. I just ate them. All of them. They were delicious. 97 cents was a good deal. I'll have to get more of these. They are called -

**Fudge Striped Shortbread Cookies - the letter "U" with a circle around it - and the letter "D"** 
What is this powerful Circle U all about? After extensive research I have concluded that the Circle U is an underground cult-like organization that secretly control things behind their sorcery. The symbol is a code for safe foods. These foods are safe from mind controlling agents, vano-mites, poisons, cancerous acid, tracking gel fats,  and hydroxuranium's. The capital letter "D" means that it contains dairy.


STAY AWAY FROM FOODS WITH THE CIRCLE U FOLLOWED BY THE LETTER D

It's not worth the risk. You DO NOT want mind controlled. Avoid all foods with the Circle U symbol and especial ones followed by a capital letter D. That's why the next time I get cookies at the store, I'll be picking these fudge stripped cookies up again for 97 cents. There was a lot of cookies in the pack. 

I made a picture of Wolverine.
This one.


I made this picture of Wolverine. I drew the white. I drew the white in black on white paper and then put a high-tech negative effect on it.  

Friday, March 15, 2013

TOKOLOSHE
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Some quick studies. This is what I learned:
Yo! Lock your windows up tight my friends.
Husbands -don't leave your wife home alone at night.

also, I am shocked to find no penises on this page.
Very shocked.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

The Ferocious States of America


-- The Ferocious States of America --

Pretentious artsy fartsy bullshit comment about the governments and how I've got a quipy solution to fix everything. Bumper-sticker lifestyle. Walking billboards. Clever art. All fixed in a fortune cookie.

Barbarella and Pygar

I rolled my pencil around on a sketch pad and this is what happened. Pygar and his new friend Barbarella (Queen of the Galaxy) are trapped in the labyrinth for people cast out of Sogo.

Friday, March 8, 2013

BARBARELLAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAA

Representational art is useless. I made another Barbarella picture in pencil.

Markers on Skin

I'm done looking at these for the time being -so, I guess they're done. Here are the pieces in the "Markers on Skin" series.

Azul Effects You
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Condolences
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Impersonal Bad Cess
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Last Chance For Love
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Her Glazed Gaze
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That One Guy Is a Jerk
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Kim Kinescope B
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Responsibly
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Sunday, March 3, 2013

Dumptruck - Barbarella - 3

Barbarella. Good lord. And so it begins. Live on the infornet! Behold! The Alpha and the Omega -the first post when reviewed, the last. 3/3/13 - I'm 33 today. It's not my birthday or anything, but I am 33. There is power in numbers. Today I punched a hole through a dump truck.  From a mad dash I plunged my fist into its dense section. The force sent the mass of filth digging into the asphalt until it flipped into a steep ditch. Trash exploded out of the truck, flinging filth everywhere. Are you hearing me? I didn't get anything on my white hoodie. Nothing. Are you hearing this? Power in the numbers. I made a Barbarella picture.

I would say -more to come- but I guess this is where it ends. The Alpha. The Omega.