Barbarella: The Black Queen

Cobra Mortal

My award for the most bizarre frankensteined international G.I.Joe goes to...

COBRA MORTAL

He's just an evil '82 SnakeEyes with an outlandish paint job

BUT

He's the winner today

Here's my sketch

and here's his filecard written in gibberish

Is this SteamPunk?

Everything has a name.

(I think) They call this kinda stuff steampunk.

I"m guessing steampunk is when you mix old clock parts and girls underwear together.

And a little strangulation....

Damn. That dude's real tiny.

And that's what she said...

Oh shit, and also Han in his Hoth gear.

SteamPunk is all about that...

Right?

Well, at least his boots.

Yeah, I don't know what the fuck "steampunk" is.

It's probably not this.

You know, it probably just has a lot to do with some flake ass bitch wearing her great grandpa's outfits and thinking she's cute.

And she is cute.

She's just also flakey as crust.

BEAST(wo)MAN

Thank God I'm eating Cadbury Mini Eggs instead of sleeping or I wouldn't have remembered to show you this...

BEHOLD...

BEAST(wo)MAN

...

Eating a motherfucking drumstick.

...

Yeah, I don't know what the hell I was thinking.

I'm headed right to deviant art with this kind of bull crap.

AND

To make sure that shit happens ...here is it with cheap looking colors.

Planet of the Apes

Oh my Lord, the planet is run by apes.



Barbarella The Queen of The Galaxy

I had a dream...

Truth be told...

I NEVER had a dream about shaking Ronald Reagan's hand...

but I wrote a song about it.



Too wordsy...

Evil-Lyn ® ...and the pile of skulls.

Masters of the Universe...

I've never understood that title.

For the most part, they are on Eternia.

I'd say at least 95% of the time.

How is it exactly that they are the "masters"?

Sounds more like a title you would give a God.

None of them are Gods.

Not even Zodak.

"Zodak said to talk of home and your memory will come back. Holy shit He-Man! Where else would you be more at home ...than Castle Grayskull??!!?! Let's GO!"

The Head

I'm a sucker for the head.

Boy howdy, that's suggestive.



"Two Parts Sugar"

These are the two parts of sugar. One of them has no face and the other has a snake for an arm. I learned about this in 7th grade Science class... didn't you?

"I'm on a ride..."

Castigate

Castigation is so easy ...working with spray paint is a little harder for me.

Here is my series of stencil work entitled "Castigate"



I proudly present to you ...THE MISFITS

The heck with Jerrica Benton and her holograms, the real talent without the lies belonged to The Misfits. They didn't need any hi-tech gadgets to make them cool, they had the right stuff to be savvy, inventive, capable, skilled, powerful, smart, and the know how to be truly outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous. Sure they cheated against Jem and the Holograms ...but Jem was using fricking holograms! That's cheating! So here they are

Roxy (Roxanne Pelligrini),  Stormer (Mary Phillips), and Pizzazz (Phyllis Gabor)

THE MISFITS

Speaking of skanks... "ZARANA! I didn't know it was you!"

I can't think of a skankier villain from my childhood than the Dreadnok Zarana from G.I.Joe A Real American Hero.

I normally try to stay close to the original source material when drawing these things up -but I decided to riff off this one a little bit. Changed the hair, dropped a shoulder pad and arm gear, and gave her a sleeve full of tattoos.

And I put a gun in that empty holster she has always had on her chest.

To show that I'm a fan of the source material I gave her the spy earrings from the G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) and her I.D. bracelet that helped Cobra get into the Joe's base to free Serpentor.

"Duke took the film in my camera, but not in my earrings."

"We'll soon know everything we need to penetrate the Joe's stockade."

Riff-Raff's love interest: Cleo

The Catillac Cats was a show featured on the DIC animated series Heathcliff. The Catillac Cats were a bunch of rough-assed cats who lived in a junkyard and most of their exploits were featured around their leader Riff-Raff. It seems that all Riff-Raff wanted to do was hook-up with this cute little cat named Cleo. After seeing her at the tender age of only 5, I began to identify with him.

Wolverine vs. The Circle U Gang (followed by "D")

I bought cookies. I normally don't buy cookies. These were cheap. 97 cents for a bunch of them. The shortbread cookies shaped like a flat doughnut with the thin stripes of chocolate on them. Behold on their backside too - chocolate. A bunch of them. I just ate them. All of them. They were delicious. 97 cents was a good deal. I'll have to get more of these. They are called -



**Fudge Striped Shortbread Cookies - the letter "U" with a circle around it - and the letter "D"** 

What is this powerful Circle U all about? After extensive research I have concluded that the Circle U is an underground cult-like organization that secretly control things behind their sorcery. The symbol is a code for safe foods. These foods are safe from mind controlling agents, vano-mites, poisons, cancerous acid, tracking gel fats,  and hydroxuranium's. The capital letter "D" means that it contains dairy.

STAY AWAY FROM FOODS WITH THE CIRCLE U FOLLOWED BY THE LETTER D

It's not worth the risk. You DO NOT want mind controlled. Avoid all foods with the Circle U symbol and especial ones followed by a capital letter D. That's why the next time I get cookies at the store, I'll be picking these fudge stripped cookies up again for 97 cents. There was a lot of cookies in the pack. 

I made a picture of Wolverine.

This one.

I made this picture of Wolverine. I drew the white. I drew the white in black on white paper and then put a high-tech negative effect on it.